SYNOPSIS

THE CRIME CLUB, it's hilarious, old folks raising hell as only they can do. It all takes place in, The Commons, an active adult retirement community in Arizona.

In it is a very unique group that calls itself, what else, the crime club. They meet to plan their crime wave when not drinking and/or eating. The club has a cross section of members that makes it special.

A retired lieutenant of the LAPD homicide, who has seen it all and doesn’t like any of it, (his words), a retired FBI agent that specialized in bank robberies, they are a pair! Their friends believe that they are never far away from their pieces!

A liberal witch or bitch, your choice, who taught law at an Eastern establishment university is a trial to the entire community, and is considered the communities cross to bear. Her sorority sister, they were re-acquainted here at the Commons, is a widow that loves to flirt and brag about her early affairs. The latter pisses off the women, her Porsche, a red Targa pisses off the men in their caddies and Lincolns, they’re also a little leery of her reputation.

There is a retired Army Lieutenant Colonel in the group who is or was a highly decorated helo pilot. His forte is a finely honed sense of humor. The club also has a New York Jewish couple, who disagree with everybody, each other and particularly their children. The cop wants to put a contract out on them.

The Whizzer, in baggy shorts, gold chains, big hairy belly and black high tops, he is a living legend. Don’t believe it—ask the local cops.

This group and other immortals make up this geriatric tribe and the core of the crime club. Do they try to solve crimes-oh no. Do they read who-dunnit books guessing on the endings-oh no. Do they play the crime dinner games-oh no.

They plan jobs, crimes! Fast food stores and restaurants, banks and yes even a Presidential assassination, which backfired, but you will have to read the book about that cluster f---. Their big caper is the planning to knock over a second rate Indian casino.

It’s hilarious and they do it, but it gets complicated with the FBI, Indian cops and the local gendarmes. It ends well but different than they planned.